Monday, January 4, 2016

LAKERS ARE ON A WIN STREAK!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  LAKERS ANALYST

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
KOBE CHEERED IN HIS FINAL GAME IN BOSTON

"BLUE" JIMMY:   It's been a busy holiday season for The Lakers!  They had a few more bad losses but around New Year's time, they beat the Philadelphia 76ers, the Phoenix Suns and the BOSTON CELTICS in Boston !!!  All in-a-row!  I never seen the current Laker lineup having so much fun and playing with purpose!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  That was MY Christmas present!!!  I never thought I'd live to see the day when Kobe Bryant got cheered in Boston !!!  That's the gift that keeps on giving!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  So now is the time in Lakers season that I give this speech:

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Here it comes!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  There is a faction within Lakers fandom that feels since The Lakers are not going to the playoffs or winning a championship this year, they should be losing (tanking) games intentionally so that they can get a good draft pick next year.  Without resorting to insults, let me tell you how they are wrong:  What good is it to keep getting high draft picks, acquire free agents or make trades if you're going to put them on a dysfunctional team of misfits who can't even get it together?  The plan should be to create a well-oiled machine that enjoys playing together, can win their share of games and give the Laker fans a  good show so that when Kobe retires and the team is ready to rebuild, they already have a solid foundation.  That's how you do it!  Why don't I have the General Manager position for The Lakers and a nice suite at Staples Center to watch the games?

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Because you would get yourself fired by taking a dump in the Clippers locker room and drawing panties on Blake Griffin's poster!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake' Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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