THE CHURCH OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS

"BLUE" JIMMY:  LAKERS ANALYST/CELTICS HATER

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  S**t !!!  Fri. Mar. 3, 2017  at  Staples Center LOS ANGELES LAKERS 95 - Boston Celtics 115.  And the score doesn't even show what a blowout it was!  The Celtics were showboating and getting easy All-Star game dunks and 3-pointers and The Lakers looked like those out-of-shape fools you see running back and forth at your local rec center.  This is unacceptable to a lifelong member of THE LAKERS religion like me.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  F**k The Celtics!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  At this point in the season with a championship or the playoffs or even a winning season out of the picture, the only thing Lakers fans have to look forward to is watching The Lakers kick Celtic ass!  They lost a close game back in February in Boston and should have been Out For Blood here in L.A. ...

BLIND DOG OZZY:  ... Instead they let the Celtics come into their house and piss all over the furniture!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  These Laker players are obviously too young to remember or care about the great LAKERS / Celtics rivalries of the past and the good and bad memories they created:  The 1969 Finals where there were hundreds of balloons up in the ceiling at The Forum to be released after THE LAKERS anticipated win and The Celtics pulled out a 2-point victory and the balloons had to stay up in the ceiling;

The 1984 Finals where Kevin Mc Hale clotheslined Kurt Rambis on his way to the basket which causes Lakers fans to boo him mercilessly to this very day;

The 1985 Finals Memorial Day Massacre at Boston Garden where The Celtics beat THE LAKERS by 34 points; The 1985 Finals where Kareem Abdul Jabbar became the oldest player in NBA history to win Finals MVP;

Magic Johnson's Baby Sky Hook in game 4 of the 1987 finals that gave them a 1-point win and sparked them to beat The Celtics in 6 games;

The 2008 Finals where the revitalized Kobe / Gasol Lakers seemingly didn't show up for game 6, got pounded by 39 points and had Celtics fans spitting on and kicking their tour bus as they left the arena as Finals losers; Kobe Bryant standing on the scorer's table as cheers and confetti rained down on him after beating The Celtics in game 7 of the 2010 finals ...

BLIND DOG OZZY:  ... I still get tears in my eyes when I see that picture!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  And I'll never forget the standing ovation and chants of, "Kobe, Kobe ..." at Bryant's last game at TD Garden in his farewell season from  BOSTON  CELTICS fans as he left the court ... 

BLIND DOG OZZY:  ... I was like WTF?!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Young Lakers, this history is what you play for when The Boston Celtics come to town in their ugly green jerseys and LOS ANGELES LAKERS FANS expect you not to play but ATTACK when you put on that sacred purple and gold uniform and go out on the floor.  Raise your eyes to the ceiling and witness THE LAKERS glorious history hanging from the rafters and be inspired for The Lord may forgive you for losing to The Celtics ...

BLIND DOG OZZY:  ... But LAKERS FANS won't, motherf**kers!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!

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