THE GHOSTS OF LAKERS PAST AND PRESENT AND YET TO COME

"BLUE" JIMMY:  LAKERS ANALYST

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  A lot has happened since my last Lakers blog:  Kobe Bryant has announced this will be his last season; The Lakers have won (!) a couple of impressive games; Coach Byron Scott has messed with the starting lineup and The Lakers "Young Guns" (D' Angelo Russell, Julius Randle, and Jordan Clarkson) have started to prove that The Lakers didn't waste their draft picks.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  The Lakers are fun to watch again!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  At the very start of the season, a host of a Lakers talk show suggested that you take a piece of tape and cover the score on your TV screen, suggesting that since The Lakers are not going to win a championship, make the playoffs or win any games, you might as well just enjoy the action and watch how this young team develops. 

BLIND DOG OZZY:  And watch Kobe shoot out the lights!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  I tend to agree.  Quit worrying about how many games The Lakers win, quit trying to compare the Clippers to The Lakers ...

BLIND DOG OZZY:  ... You can't compare s**t to gold!!! ...   

"BLUE" JIMMY:  ... Quit worrying about how many times Kobe shoots the ball and just enjoy the sight of a future great team developing.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  And watch Kobe shoot out the lights!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  That's been the most fun to watch!  While some idiots were saying that Kobe should retire immediately, before the end of the season, I knew he would hit his stride and show flashes of his Old Self! 

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Like that driving dunk versus The Houston Rockets in Thursday night's game (Dec. 17, 2015) --- Oh, S**T!!!  Someone's gonna be on Kobe's highlight video!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Jordan Clarkson has proved to be consistently excellent, #2 overall draftpick D'Angelo Russell,  is starting to show the fans what the scouts saw in him and Julius Randle has All Star power forward in his future.  Enjoy these games because you're never again gonna see this mix of Lakers old and new on the court.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  And watch Kobe shoot out the lights!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!

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IT'S OFFICIAL: THE LAKERS ARE THE WORST TEAM IN BASKETBALL!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  LAKERS ANALYST

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The Lakers were in the holiday gift-giving mood on Tuesday night ( Dec. 1, 2015) when they played the 0-18 Philadelphia 76ers.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Losing ... The gift that keeps on giving the whole year!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The 76ers were on an 18 game losing streak, one game away from breaking an NBA record for losses to start a season and The Lakers handed this truly horrible team an early Christmas gift by folding in the 4th quarter even though they had a 14 point lead at one part of the game.  Technically, the 76ers still have a worse record (1-18) than The Lakers (2-15).

BLIND DOG OZZY:  But there's a little known decree in the NBA rulebook that says if you lose to a team with 18 losses in a row ... YOU SUCK!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  So it's official, The Lakers are the worst team in basketball and it gots nothing to do with Kobe taking too many shots or postponing his retirement until the end of the season.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Dun Dun Dun!  Here's where we start handing out some blame!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  It's the fault of Lakers management that Kobe is playing out his last season surrounded by inferior talent.  While other teams are beefing up their rosters with All Stars and have benches that could easily be starting lineups, Lakers management has surrounded Kobe with rookies, misfits and outcasts from non NBA teams!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  We could sure use us some Pau Gasol right now!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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