"BLUE" JIMMY: LAKERS ANALYST
BLIND DOG OZZY: NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
"BLUE" JIMMY: I got good news and bad news! The good news is THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS have been busy the last couple months. They fired an ex-LAKER (Scott), hired an ex- LAKER (Walton), got an excellent #2 draftpick (Brandon Ingram) and kept future all-star Jordan Clarkson in their lineup. The bad news is that they still seem to be in desperation mode. They held a press conference recently and announced that they would be signing Luol Deng and Timofey Mozgov ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: Mozgov? WTF??? Isn't that the guy who Blake Griffin made his b**ch a few years ago?
"BLUE" JIMMY: Yes and this is the big, bold move THE LAKERS management has been promising the last few horrible seasons? And they are spending scores of millions of dollars on these mediocre players. They'd be better off signing that creepy old guy at your local rec center who wears tight shorts and too much cologne ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: At least he has a jump shot!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Deng might be ok off the bench but THE LAKERS have a history of signing these Eastern European players like Mozgov, who are just absolute s**t : Vlade Divac; Slava Medvedenko; Vladimir Radmanovic; Sasha Vujacic -- When was the last time any of these stiffs did a goddamned thing? I can already predict what's gonna happen next. THE LAKERS will give piles of money, draftpicks and trade one or more of their young, potential all-stars ( Ingram, Russell, Randle) to get some aging, BIG NAME who will come to THE LAKERS, get injured and be absolutely useless (e.g. Steve Nash).
BLIND DOG OZZY: You should've seen that coming!
"BLUE" JIMMY: If you were the CEO of a major company and your regional manager made these kind of business decisions, they'd be escorted out of the building by security holding a box full of family pictures and silly coffee mugs.
BLIND DOG OZZY: But this is the stable boy (Kupchak) and the offspring (Jimmy & Jeanie) of Jerry Buss playing around with daddy's money and they have a sense of entitlement which makes them think they can f**k indefinitely with LAKER FANS.
"BLUE" JIMMY: Dude!!! THE LAKERS should just keep these young talented players, be patient and build a team that excites NBA fans again instead of trying to win an instant championship. The missing ingredient: GET A BIG, DOMINATING CENTER!!! I don't care what other teams like Golden State are doing (building teams around small, jump-shooting guards) and basically, just trying to outshoot their opponents. Note to Golden State: How's that working out for ya? THE LAKERS have never ever won a championship without a scary, big man in the middle: George Mikan; Wilt Chamberlain; Kareem Abdul Jabbar; Shaquille O' Neal and Pau Gasol. It is a LAKER tradition ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: Respect Tradition, A**holes!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
bluejames61@hotmail.com
BLIND DOG OZZY: Mozgov? WTF??? Isn't that the guy who Blake Griffin made his b**ch a few years ago?
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| TAKE IT ALL MAMA!!! |
"BLUE" JIMMY: Yes and this is the big, bold move THE LAKERS management has been promising the last few horrible seasons? And they are spending scores of millions of dollars on these mediocre players. They'd be better off signing that creepy old guy at your local rec center who wears tight shorts and too much cologne ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: At least he has a jump shot!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Deng might be ok off the bench but THE LAKERS have a history of signing these Eastern European players like Mozgov, who are just absolute s**t : Vlade Divac; Slava Medvedenko; Vladimir Radmanovic; Sasha Vujacic -- When was the last time any of these stiffs did a goddamned thing? I can already predict what's gonna happen next. THE LAKERS will give piles of money, draftpicks and trade one or more of their young, potential all-stars ( Ingram, Russell, Randle) to get some aging, BIG NAME who will come to THE LAKERS, get injured and be absolutely useless (e.g. Steve Nash).
BLIND DOG OZZY: You should've seen that coming!
"BLUE" JIMMY: If you were the CEO of a major company and your regional manager made these kind of business decisions, they'd be escorted out of the building by security holding a box full of family pictures and silly coffee mugs.
BLIND DOG OZZY: But this is the stable boy (Kupchak) and the offspring (Jimmy & Jeanie) of Jerry Buss playing around with daddy's money and they have a sense of entitlement which makes them think they can f**k indefinitely with LAKER FANS.
"BLUE" JIMMY: Dude!!! THE LAKERS should just keep these young talented players, be patient and build a team that excites NBA fans again instead of trying to win an instant championship. The missing ingredient: GET A BIG, DOMINATING CENTER!!! I don't care what other teams like Golden State are doing (building teams around small, jump-shooting guards) and basically, just trying to outshoot their opponents. Note to Golden State: How's that working out for ya? THE LAKERS have never ever won a championship without a scary, big man in the middle: George Mikan; Wilt Chamberlain; Kareem Abdul Jabbar; Shaquille O' Neal and Pau Gasol. It is a LAKER tradition ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: Respect Tradition, A**holes!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
bluejames61@hotmail.com
