"BLUE" JIMMY: LAKERS ANALYST
BLIND DOG OZZY: NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA:
"BLUE" JIMMY: With a loss to the Sacramento Kings last night (Tues. Dec. 12, 2016), THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS have lost their 7th game in a row!
BLIND DOG OZZY: What kind of s**t is that?
"BLUE" JIMMY: They started the season really well, going over 0.500 at one point and beating some NBA finals contenders like Golden State and Oklahoma City. Now, they're starting to look like last year's LAKERS, losing to pathetic, struggling teams (Phoenix!) and playing from behind all game long and making average teams look like the Michael Jordan era Bulls. THE LAKERS have some impressive talent on their roster like: Lou Williams; who can score 30 points off the bench anytime, anyplace, Julius Randle; who can score, is a beast on the backboards and is not intimidated by anyone's big man, Jordan Clarkson; who would be a starter anywhere else in the league and D'Angelo Russell and Brandon Ingram; who could be future All Stars with some experience and maturity ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: The key word is maturity, which comes from experience ...
"BLUE" JIMMY: ... I can already predict what will happen when the trade deadline comes around, NBA contenders are gonna go through THE LAKERS roster like fat guys in the buffet line and offer useless, aging stars and draft picks for all THE LAKERS prime meat and then THE LAKERS will be right back where they started ... it's a vicious cycle!
BLIND DOG OZZY: And when all that good young talent is gone, there's no KOBE to fall back on!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
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