IT'S OFFICIAL: THE LAKERS ARE THE WORST TEAM IN BASKETBALL!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  LAKERS ANALYST

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The Lakers were in the holiday gift-giving mood on Tuesday night ( Dec. 1, 2015) when they played the 0-18 Philadelphia 76ers.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Losing ... The gift that keeps on giving the whole year!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  The 76ers were on an 18 game losing streak, one game away from breaking an NBA record for losses to start a season and The Lakers handed this truly horrible team an early Christmas gift by folding in the 4th quarter even though they had a 14 point lead at one part of the game.  Technically, the 76ers still have a worse record (1-18) than The Lakers (2-15).

BLIND DOG OZZY:  But there's a little known decree in the NBA rulebook that says if you lose to a team with 18 losses in a row ... YOU SUCK!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  So it's official, The Lakers are the worst team in basketball and it gots nothing to do with Kobe taking too many shots or postponing his retirement until the end of the season.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Dun Dun Dun!  Here's where we start handing out some blame!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  It's the fault of Lakers management that Kobe is playing out his last season surrounded by inferior talent.  While other teams are beefing up their rosters with All Stars and have benches that could easily be starting lineups, Lakers management has surrounded Kobe with rookies, misfits and outcasts from non NBA teams!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  We could sure use us some Pau Gasol right now!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!

BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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