Friday, July 6, 2018

LEBRON JAMES JOINS THE LAKERS???

"BLUE" JIMMY:  LAKERS CONSULTANT

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Ok, so everyone knows I write a LOS ANGELES LAKERS blog and my inbox is full of people asking me to comment on Lebron James becoming a LAKER.  As I mentioned in Facebook posts recently and talked s**t during his failure in the 2018  NBA finals, I was never a big fan of James and his style of play.  I love finesse players who are not necessarily physically imposing but incredibly skilled like Kobe,
Michael Jordan,
"Pistol" Pete Maravich,
Earl "The Pearl" Monroe
and of course ... the great Dr. J. 
Those are my kind of players.  


BLIND DOG OZZY:  James commits a charging foul every time he goes to the basket, takes 10 steps, doesn't get called for anything ( what they call in the NBA, All Star privilege) and then he complains he got fouled! 


 "BLUE" JIMMY:  I've never been a fan of bullies but then I thought the exact same thing about Shaq.  He would back his big ass into the basket every play and then elbow and stay in the key for 10 seconds and then dunk. 
But then he did lead THE LAKERS to 3 NBA Championships in-a-row so ... what are you gonna say? 
I just hope James came to THE LAKERS with the intent of using all these excellent young players they already have and not using his fame and influence to clear out THE LAKERS roster and pick his own team (and coach!).  And as far as the other signings over the past week: Rajon Rondo; Lance Stephenson; JaVale McGee ...

BLIND DOG OZZY:   ... Who are these guys?  When are THE LAKERS gonna sign someone who can shoot a basketball?


"BLUE" JIMMY:  As statistically excellent as James is, I hope he realizes that THE LAKERS were legendary before he got here and they will be great long after he retires.  Unlike Miami or Cleveland, we don't rely on him to secure a spot in pro sports history.  LAKERS fans expect nothing short of CHAMPIONSHIPS on a regular basis. 
This is not Little League sports. THE LAKERS don't give out little juice bags of Capri Sun, ribbons and high fives just for participating.

BLIND DOG OZZY:  James, when you left Cleveland you done jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!  


BLIND DOG OZZY:  Wow!  Wow!
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